Bassy - Love Vine

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Cent-less bombing in de Middle East
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July 21, 2006
Dis war dat fighting in de Middle East started some four to five thousand years ago when Father Abraham's wife, Sarah, realized she couldn't mek child...
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RSVG Police is my band ah de year
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July 14, 2006
De Carnival done and mention must be made of some ah de positive initiatives that were introduced this year. Like no bottled drinks, every thing was s...
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National properties meking ah mess
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July 7, 2006
Before ah begin let me apologize foh ah mix-up in last week's Article entitled "Ah want ah Bacoo, ah Stick and ah Pen". The computer like it start ah ...
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Ah want ah bacoo ah pen and ah stick
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June 30, 2006
Is ah long time ah ain't hear anything about Obeah. As ah matter ah fact ah didn't even know Obeah still dey in. Way back when, in Primary School it u...
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Teach the children de 3 R’s
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June 23, 2006
Ah believe it was de Whirl Bank that suggested Universal Access to Secondary Education foh all by 2020. But some body ah believe is the PM, had bright...
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Pure big up time
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June 16, 2006
My cousin Ralph Clarke is worth ah Big-Up. He’s ah farmer, into chicken and sheep, and on dat farm is plenty fruits, mangoes, pears, plums and so on...
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What about dat set-ah-sins act
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June 9, 2006
Ah will be guided by Jomo Thomas and my side-kick Lie-Za on the Amendment to de Set-ah-sins Act. Ah have problems where ah far-rain-yah could mek arra...
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Ah special penalty foh rapists
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June 2, 2006
Tour-is-him is serious business and we spend thousands ah dollars out dey to promote this country as the No.1 place to be. The competition is stiff as...
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Tell KFC we want KFB
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May 26, 2006
Wednesday was like Mas by the corners of James and Melville streets in Kingstown as Ken-took-he Chicken and give customers an appreciation day. Prices...
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No sex till you married
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May 19, 2006
AIDS is one ah the few topics that ah don't write nuff about; maybe it is because my solution to the AIDS Problem is not de pop-ah-law one, mine's is ...
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He who pays de piper calls de tune
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May 12, 2006
The weather hot like Hell self these days, ah not come-plain-in anyway cause like it cool-down the pull-it-tek-all tempo. Last week was all bout de ca...
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Ah sigh ah relief
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May 5, 2006
Finally, ah young man is charged foh Glenn Jackson's murder. Thank God it does not appear to be pull-it-tek-all; was no Ass-ah-sin's bullet as the Pri...
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Look out foh Bird Flew
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April 28, 2006
The latest killer on the loose is Bird Flew, ah deadly fellar that, not only wiping out Birds but ah serious threat to Human! One case ah Bird Flew in...
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VAT… Vextatious Added Tax
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April 21, 2006
One ah the reason why ah ain’t write nothing bout VAT yet is because ah ain’t overs what it all about. Ah check the dictionary and it got only two...
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Argyle residents must unite
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April 13, 2006
Maybe the Airport could be ah blessing in disguise foh Argyle residents. From day one Argyle was ah bad location foh residential use. It is our best A...
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Tour-Is-Him yes, but Agriculture too
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April 7, 2006
Ah want it put on Record that ah have faith in the power of Agriculture and ah beg to differ from those who behaving like if Agriculture is ah contagi...
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De son is father ah de man
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March 31, 2006
Last weekend was not just ah Big One but His-story-call foh the Anglican Community in SVG as we had our first-ever native Vincentian Bishop crowned. A...
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Tek time kill ants
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March 24, 2006
Like everybody else, me patience running out too. This is week number three since Glenn's murder, wait eh, de P.M. say is no ordinary murder, is an As...
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Hero Treatment
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March 17, 2006
Last month it was all about Black History and interestingly this month of March is foh Heritage and He-rose. Tek the last one first, He-rose; ah wrote...
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Let’s do one foh Glenn
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March 10, 2006
Ah heinous crime was committed and the wicked per-pee-traitor is on the loose, s/he took the only bounty hunter we had whom we could ah depend on to h...
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Too likkle too late foh Pamenos
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March 3, 2006
Ah wonder if the name Sophia Young was on the list ah nominees foh the Sports Personality ah the year award, because ah want to agree with Garth Saund...
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Get behind me Satan
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February 24, 2006
Sometimes ah does wonder if we don't blame Satan innocently foh some ah de simple lickle foolishness we do or fail to do. Like you put down something ...
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Ah hook on farreign
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February 17, 2006
Finally there is Far-reign again on the Supermarket shelf, courtesy Orange Hill Cassava Factory, and it reach back Fah-reign supreme over de Corn Flak...
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Christians awake!
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February 10, 2006
Tell me ah wrong, but ah will bet what ah don't have, that if any Newspaper in any Christian community were to publish ah Cartoon showing Jesus or God...
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Is de chamber playing polly-ticks
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February 3, 2006
Is the Chamber of Commerce “Playing Polly-ticks”? Ah sure ah read somewhere that the Prime Minister say he will welcome I-dare and suggestions fro...
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De budget so and so
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January 27, 2006
Year after year ah does write say that I’m no he-con-ah-miss so ah don’t overs things like Budgets and money matters except to spend it; so pardon...
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No CSM&E, we want CSM&V
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January 20, 2006
Ah wish somebody will tek time out and sit down with me just to explain what this CSM&E is all about because ah don't over-stand what it means. All ah...
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Nah go down dat road Candy
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January 13, 2006
Ah think the NEWS was who started this Annual Awards thing; basically they took ah light-hearted swipe at citizens who might ah done something silly o...
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My pick foh Personality of De Year
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January 6, 2006
Oh the Christmas was lovely. No matter how things bad all year round, when yuh see Christmas coming up; everybody does go down pon dey knees and beg G...
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One ah dem Christmas Eve night dream
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December 23, 2005
Ah love food and ah does eat nuff when ah ready sometimes; except when night come ah does fraid to eat. Whenever ah over eat at nights, the food does ...
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Ah chilling out this year
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December 16, 2005
Culture is basically what comes out eventually from the human thoughts. Ah believe that many years ago, somebody thought of getting out ah they bed fo...
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Go and rest yuh soul Come-red
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December 9, 2005
Sunday morning after Church somebody phoned to tell me that de Come-red finally snapped on Sat-dey night and launched ah broadside attack on his N-ah-...
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Four more shopping days to go
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December 2, 2005
Four more shopping days to go and this Election is still hanging in the bag. In my opinion ULP was always ahead especially six months ago when NDP cou...
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Vincy polly-ticks full ah jokes
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November 25, 2005
Ah notice ah got honorable mention last week in Dr Care-not John’s Column as he did an anal-assess ah the Pull-it-tek-all Columnists. Care-not uses ...
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Heavy rains ah gift from God
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November 18, 2005
When it Rains it pours in truth; ah few months ago we were singing the tune “ Send down the Rain, send down the falling Rain”; now we getting so m...
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Ah feel to mek miss-shift
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November 11, 2005
De Come-red talk bout the Sevens meeting and turned on my Numerology switch. Years ago when ah was in Canada ah came across ah book on Numerology, the...
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Organic foods all de way
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November 4, 2005
Nah mek nobody fool yuh; all good things must come to ah end, me holidays done and ah have one regret and that is, ah didn't get to full up one ah the...
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Letter No. 2 from Me-Ah-Me
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October 28, 2005
Dear Lie-Za, Ah still dey in Me-ah-Me, high and dry as the ole people uses to say. Ah know yuh anxiously waiting to hear way Hurry-Came Will-Mah do wi...
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Letter from Me-Ah-Me
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October 21, 2005
Dear Lie-Za, This is Me writing from Me-ah-Me. Ah guess yuh fellar Lie-Owe done tell yuh ah gone way. He saw Me at the Airport and ah know yuh done fi...
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Dat Bill is Dead!
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October 14, 2005
No matter how yuh try yuh can’t beat de Come-red when it come to pull-it-tek-all tricks. Ley we do ah Rasta turn around and go forward to the late 1...
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Be Hot.. Be Clean.. Be Straight Mr. Commissioner
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October 7, 2005
Ah believe ah still in time to congratulate all them Police Officers who received promotions. Ah glad foh Bandmaster, Inspector Sam-son; ah hope they ...
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Brer Nansi feeds de village
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September 30, 2005
Dear President Shui-bian, we open we doors, windows, cupboards and closets of our humble dwelling to welcome yuh. Please feel at home while yuh are he...
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Nuff respects for de Green Party
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September 23, 2005
When Elections come around ah does change me pen nib, ah does put down the one that does write serious thing and tek up the one that does kicks-off po...