Dogs: If only they could talk
1. Holy cow! What indignity. Couldnât you find another place to stick that thermometer?
2. Blaming your poops on me … not funny ⦠not funny at all.{{more}}
3. Dog clothes, hello??? Havenât you noticed the fur?
4. Donât blow in my face ! Would you like me to blow in yours?
5. Stop talking to me in that funny baby voice, I am a grown-up dog.
6. Yelling at me for barking? I am a blooming dog, canât you see that?
7. Taking me for a walk, then not letting me check stuff out. Exactly whose walk is this anyway?
8. Taking me to the vet for “the big snip,â then acting surprised when I freak out every time we go back!
9. Why do you act disgusted when I lick myself? Look, we both know the truth. Youâre just jealous.
10. Getting upset when I sniff the bum of your guests. Sorry, but I havenât quite mastered that handshake thing.
11. The hand movement, fake fetch throw. You fooled a dog. Whoooo ooooo what a proud moment for the top of the food chain.
12. Yes, I heard you, I am just ignoring you. You called my name 10 times already.
13. Why are you upset with me for not eating dinner? I am a carnivore, remember? I donât relish dumplins and provisions.
14. Yes, it is cute when you scratch my belly and my foot starts to move like crazy; yes, I like it, but come on it gets tiring; donât overdo it.
15. Yes, I am in heat, but why do you think you can force me to mate with this strange ugly dog? Canât you understand that I donât like him?
16. Sorry I had to jump the fence, but my hormones are surging.
17. You left me home alone, and yet you are upset with me for doing some hand exercises. You could plant some trees in the holes I dug.
18. Why do you try to deprive me of how I smell? I not only look like a dog, I also smell like one. So, stop washing me every day.
19. Treat me with love and respect and I will protect you with my life. I will be your friend forever.
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