No better beef, no better barrel

De short awaited US Elect-shuns are over and ah sorry foh how dey tek Mrs Harris mek scape Goat. Lie-Za kept repeating every time she listened to Mrs Harris would say: “Poor Camella Harris, she ain’t ready yet.”

One of her (Mrs Harris) most embarrassing moment during an interview was when she was asked, ‘whether there is anything she would have done differently than Biden over the past four years’. Very calm and composed, she fax and facts checked her mental notes relating to words, answers and statements she must never make at ah Press con-frens. Foh example: “Doh ever be disloyal to Biden regardless.” She took about three seconds of deep thinking, looking like when “vehicle get stick in mud” confidently said, and I quote: “There is not a thing that comes to mind in terms of —— and I’ve been a part of most of the decisions that have had impact.”

Dat question or dat answer was de straw dat broke Mrs Harris’ back. Ah crunch when ah considers dat fresh on everybody’s mind is de present Israeli-Palestinian War, dat was one year ole last month. She was VP in de White House when de war dat started on de 7 th October 2023 . When Palestinians (Hamas) couldn’t tek it no more, dey drop some bombs in Israeli territory and killed or murdered at least 1,139 Jews and injured at least 8, 730 persons. Needless to say Israel not only hit back, but did so Israeli style- Genocide. To date de death toll or murder figures published is 43, 469 Palestinians including 16, 765 children dead! More dan 10, 000 missing and 102, 561 injured.

De above figures account foh human lives destroyed by War weapons, guns, bombs etc., and does not include death as ah result of starvation, destruction of buildings, hospitals, factories, reservoirs, bakeries were targeted all over. By far Israel’s biggest provider of War equipment is de USA, but our beloved, aint-no-saint looking Mrs Harris has stated emphatically, she cannot think of anything she would do dat is different. No better de beef no better de barrel.

In relater matters, Lie-Za was telling me ah bit ah Bible History when Jacob stole his twin brother Birth-right 3,500 years ago. Dey was ah report of an alleged rape, probably de first such sexual violation officially recorded. It’s about ah young Prince, ah Caananite and son of ah Palestinian Ruler, set eye pon ah beautiful Israeli Princess, and what or however de conversation was, he molested her. Now dis lickle daughter Princess was de daughter of Jacob and Leah. But Jacob was no ordinary Jew. He was patriarch of de Israelites, a key figure in Abrahamic religions, including Judaism, Christianity, Islam, and Samaritanism. So dat was serious violay-shun. De story says dat de young Prince’s soul clave unto de Princess, he simply loved the damsel, he and his dad offered to settle in marriage, but he was a Palestinian, and Jews and Palestinian never mixed, up to today 3, 600 years after.

Trouble! de Princess’ twelve brothers were infurious when dey heard bout de sex-ident. Two in particular were evil but agreed to a marriage, providing de Prince and his Community ah Palestinians must agree to be circumcised and become Jews. De very day dat de Palestinian tribe of young men had dey penises clipped, and were agonizing in pain, Jacob’s twelve sons slaughtered, murdered de entire Palestinian community recording possibly history’s first Israelis Genocide, killed dem all and took all dey accumulated wealth.

Lie-Za say de Israelis never cooled out, so de Lord turned his back po dem and allowed dem to be scattered all over de world. Was not until 1948 ah group of Nay-shuns, de UK, USA and others arranged foh dem to go back to de Holy Land, but dey have not turned from dey wicked ways of Genocide. And today one ah de reasons why de Democrats and Kamala Harris lost de Presidential elect-shun is because Kamala said she can’t think of doing anything different to Biden. Peter pay foh Paul and Paul pay foh all! And wid dat is gone ah gone again

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• Bassy Alexander is a land surveyor, folklorist and social commentator.