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August 11, 2017
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Officer Officer !!! Do help me Please!!!
Yesterday, Stella cried in vain
To the police she explained
Not cash from m-o-n-o-p-o-l-y
I paid for this course with reeeeal money
A promotion Stella felt she could get All,
well within, her online budget No,
not one single cause to travel
A degree at home, what a miracle
So off to College Stella went
No winter coat, not an extra cent That’
“Universityâ was full of cheer As Stellaâs
cash, it will not share
Of her new journey, she tells no one
Not Sue, not Sean, not even John
Stella feared theyâll just kill her dreams John will hear,
her achievement screams
Not so fast, there is a press release !!!
Many out of their earnings, are being fleeced In the online
and distance studies scams Yes, lines to all media houses are jammed
He-e-e-a-r, the doctor, from Canqate
states All, of you, MUST inâvesâti–gate
The plot may be a ponzi scheme
Some human, beings are just that mean
Fifty thousand dollars, Stella paid in full,
This cannot be real this must be bull….
To the Police Stella went in a rage
These fellas she cried, must be put in a cage
Officers please!!! tell, tell, every one
The schools, the Banks, the Credit Unions
That they must check, with the NAB
This “cre-di-ta-tionâ business is not just bout me
Officer, Officer, if it continues so
Many, to the asylum, or grave will go Officer,
Officer !!!, do help me please !!!
This terrible pain, o-o-o-o-h Officer ease !!!
© ZERO May 19th, 2014